Privacy Statement - On a lighter note..!!!
At "rameshmenon.net" world domination, we have gone to great lengths to implement fair information practices that
are designed to protect your privacy. For the most part. We believe that everyone benefits from the free flow of
information, and we pledge to gather and use information about you. Responsibly. Gather it about you responsibly,
is of course what we meant to say. We welcome visitors to our site, and we want to make sure that you are comfortable.
So before you explore any further, we want you to get more information about us... know us better! Also we want
you to know about a few ways in which we ensure that doing business on the net is a pleasurable and profitable
experience for everyone.
What we know about you(visitors):
Ce que nous connaissons nos visiteurs de website est celui, vous aimez cet endroit et le voudriez
voir plus de ceci. Je suis honoré et heureux de vous connaître aimez-le. Examinez cet endroit plus souvent pour
assurer meilleur et imporved des versions. .
Just trying some French..hehe
Here is the English version
What we know about our website visitors is that, you love this place and would
like to see more of this. I am honoured and glad to know you like it. Check this place more often for better and
imporved versions.
More than words:
A privacy assurance policy is pointless without a commitment to enforcement. We have internal controls to assure
that the information we have learned about you is as accurate as possible. In addition, we regularly review our
practices to make certain that we uphold our pledge to you to act responsibly. We hold other entities that have
contractual arrangements with us to collect or use personal information to the same high standards of respect for
consumer privacy that we adhere to. Additionally, we reserve the right to refuse to do business with any entity
that does not agree to abide by such standards. Oh, my God all that. We should have just stopped at "A privacy
assurance policy is pointless".
Any Questions?:
As you venture into cyberspace, you needn't be concerned that you must sacrifice your personal privacy by
going online. Just accept it as a given and get on with things. Is it important that we know what you do out
here, we follow every click, record every file, follow your every move? It is important to recognize that the
information you provide contributes to "the free flow of information that forms the foundation of the vibrant
democracy in which we live." There, feel better? For more information on our Privacy Assurance Policy, do email us
or maybe not..
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