Terms & Conditions (Funny Version)
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Consent to Monitoring and Disclosure :
Ramesh, even though he is almost perfect, is under no obligation to monitor the information residing on or transmitted to this site. However, anyone using this site agrees that Ramesh may monitor the site contents periodically to:
(1) comply with any necessary laws, regulations or other governmental requests ;
(2) to operate the site properly or to protect itself and its users from outside influences and peer pressure ;
(3) to make changes if its annoying to any visitor. Ramesh reserves the right to modify, reject or eliminate any information residing on or transmitted to his site that he, in his sole discretion, believes is unacceptable or in violation of these terms and conditions or he just plain doesn't like it.
Should any user of information on this site provide Ramesh with information, including but not limited to feedback, data, answers, questions, comments, suggestions, plans, ideas, opinions, such information shall be deemed to be nonconfidential and Ramesh assumes no obligation to protect such information from disclosure.
No Warranties:
Any material on this site may include technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. In fact it is guaranteed that there are probably lots of errors and out-of-date links and misspellings and poor choices of words and libelous statements but, like, who cares, you know? Ramesh has the right to make changes and updates to any information contained within this site without prior notice. Ramesh may also, at his discretion, sing loudly and out of tune while wearing headphones; wear the boxers of his choice; delay taking a shower on weekends for up to eight hours; would wear what he wants and eat what he feels like eating (fried food); and listen to New Age music. Come on guys...these days you can't get warranty on a pair of "Underwear".
THE INFORMATION PROVIDED ON THIS SITE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, WARRANTIES OF TITLE, NONINFRINGEMENT OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE BLAH BLAH BLAH SO ON AND SO FORTH. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION GIVEN BY RAMESH SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY AND IF YOU BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNCELING ASAP HEHE(Smile). RAMESH DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION ON THIS SITE OR ON THE INTERNET GENERALLY WILL BE UNINTERRUPTABLE OR ERROR FREE OR THAT ANY INFORMATION, SOFTWARE OR OTHER MATERIAL ACCESSIBLE FROM THIS SITE IS FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. FURTHERMORE, EVERYTHING STATED IN THE ABOVE IS MAYBE FALSE AND MISLEADING INCLUDING THIS SENTENCE AND THE INFORMATION FOLLOWING IT.
Disclaimer of Endorsement :
Reference herein to any products, services, processes, hypertext links to third parties or other information by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, supplier or otherwise does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, sponsorship or recommendation by Ramesh, but it might.
Final Words...
Was that a lot of waste to read or what? I especially liked the part about how I'm not responsible if the net breaks down. Yeah, right.
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